Noah Falck


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Fact Checking from the Announcers Booth

Brenneman: This is amazing.
This is only the second time
following a two-hour rain delay
on the 2nd day of July
a left-handed batter wearing red high-top cleats
whose middle name rhymes with the rival teams mascot
has hit eight line drive foul balls
behind the home team dugout
and the second time in Major League history
where the pitcher has walked two batters,
struck out two batters,
and given up two two-run home runs
while wearing the number two
after a two-hour rain delay.

Nuxhall: Truly amazing Marty.
But don’t forget this is only the second inning
he’s pitched in a career
that, get this, has spanned
only two years.

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